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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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