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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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