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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Snort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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