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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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