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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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