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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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