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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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