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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮
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