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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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