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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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