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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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