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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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