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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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