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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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