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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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