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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮
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