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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗
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