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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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