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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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