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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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