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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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