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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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