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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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