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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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