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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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