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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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