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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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