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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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