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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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