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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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