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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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