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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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