Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.