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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sparky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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