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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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