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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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