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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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