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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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