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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Thor eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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