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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dexter eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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