Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.