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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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