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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖
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