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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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