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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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