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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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