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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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