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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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