Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.