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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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