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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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