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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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