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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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