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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Picard eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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