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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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