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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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