Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.